Have you ever noticed that there are spiders in your shower cubicle? I always notice them when I am covered in showergel, hair full of shampoo and tilt my head up to get rid of said cleansing products. There they are, lurking in the corner of the cubicle. Then they move! I stand there praying they will keep to the top of the wall and not slide down the steamed up tiles. I don't particularly mind spiders, but I don't want to have to deal with them when I am naked and covered in shower gel, especially if there is a chance I might have to touch it and said spider gets stuck to me. No, not up for that at all thank you very much. Trouble is, I have the sort of memory that lets me down, and I only notice the spider the next time I am half way thru my shower!!
Another thing my children noticed today was that my tweety pie pants could be clearly seen through my fawn coloured shorts. Shame they didn't tell me this yesterday when I had my animal pants on with "Crazy" enblazoned across my backside!!
I pulled a blinder this morning. Made a cup of tea and went to take my tablet. Gulped it down with a mouthfull of tea and nearly gagged. It tasted absolutely foul. It was then I mentally backtracked and realised I had in fact taken the dogs steroid tablet instead of my own medication! If you see me on all fours cocking my leg call the vet!
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